Innocent Assault

At times its very tough to answer qns asked by children or to tackle their responses..
Following conversations will just about prove it..


Trainer: You kids must understand one thing that athletes are not made..they're born..(with a grin)
Kid: Sir! My mama had told me that all people are born..can we make people also?
Trainer: @$#$#$ (Confused...)

Teacher: I will give 5 marks if you answer the first question right;10 if you answer the second and 50 if you answer the third...
Boy: Then ask me the third question ma'am...

Teacher: Repeat the following after me children..
The Sky is blue and ..
Girl: Why is the sky blue?
Teacher: Because it reflects the colour of the sea...
Girl: Then why is the sky blue even above the land?
Teacher: Puzzled..(Caught up..) ..Now don't interrupt..Just repeat what I say...

Teacher: (to 8th grade students..) Never trust your eyes...For they may mislead you..Verify anything before you accept.
Boy: Very true ma'am..Rahul told you are looking beautiful..I saw you without makeup yesterday in market..I told him otherwise..

Barber: (To a customer)..See the kid coming into my shop now...He's a stupid boy...
Dunno what they teach him at home and school. Look I'll prove now..
Hey kiddo! Do you want that one rupee coin or five rupee coin?
Kid: I want that one rupee coin....(he takes and walks away)
Barber: See..I told you he's stupid...I've been asking him this everyday and he takes only the one rupee coin...
Customer: (outside the barber shop) Hey kiddo! Why are you taking only the one rupee coin every day and not the five rupee coin?
Boy: Because the day I take the five rupee coin the game would be over and he'll not give me money again..
Customer: (Bedazzled..)

Teacher: What will you have if you have 4 apples in one hand and 5 oranges in the other?
Kid: Very big hands miss...

To be continued.....(This is just a beginning)